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wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

anti-irl:

every time i interact w people irl im constantly mildly shocked at how real the simpsons interpretation of the world is

"The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready."
— Helen Mirren (via mystiquel)
teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital